1. Do you sleep in your bra?: What kind of retard would do THAT?
2. Do you enjoy drama?: Nope
3. Are you a girly girl?: F@#K NO!!
4. Who was the last person you hugged?: Ermmmmm.... Methinks it was Stephenish...
5. Small or large purses?: Who cares?
6. Are you short?: Horizontal or vertical? Horizontal:noes. Vertical: hell yes.
7. Do you like somebody: Yus.
8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?: Stab them.
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?: Nuh.
10. Do you dress up on Halloween?: Nope. Can't be stuffed.
11. Are you double jointed?: My hands are.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?: Ummm... oh! Upside down in my friend's kitchen.
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?: Nope.
14. Is there of rumor going around about you?: Yeah. I just ignore that shit.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? : Nah. Most of my friends seem to be named after food.
16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?: I don't care...

"X" Marks the spot:
[ ] I do wear make up. (need it for personal reasons)
[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (mascara tickles!)
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[X] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?: Black.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?: Dark.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?: All the time. Most of my friends are guys. XD
4. Do you have a best friend(s)?: Yes.
5. Have you ever had your heart broken?: All the time.
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?: Nope.
7. Do you like your life?: Yus.
8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?: Nope. No one would have wanted him anyway! (Sorry Zachie...)
9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?: Yeah.
10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?: Boys.
11. How long have you had Facebook?: Don't have FB. Fucking hate that shit!
12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?: Yes. He literally asked for it.
13. What are your biggest fears?: Really really tall, or really really short people.
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yeah.
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?: Oh yah.
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?: I don't really care.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?: Ummmmm..... Sure, why not?
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?: Nah.
19. Are you currently missing someone?: Erm... not really.

This guy or that guy?
Punk/Goth or Gangster?: Punk/Goth. Those guys are SEXY.
Preppy or Cowboy?: Neither...
Face or Body?: Face
Sweet or Sexy?: Sweet.
Well-educated or Dropout?: Doesn't matter.
Armani or Abercrombie?: O_O Neither.
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: Doesn't matter.
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Blue or green. Either way, or both.
Contacts or Glasses?: Who cares?
More Questions.
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Eye liner.
02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: Huh?
04. Skirts or pants?: Pants.
05. Socks or leggings?: Socks.
06. Hoodies or jackets?: Hoodies.
07. Heels or sneakers?: Sneakers. I can't even WALK in heels.
08. Straight or curly hair?: My hair is naturally curly-ish. So I suppose that'll do.
09. Hoop or dangling earrings?: Hoop.
10. White or black?: Ummm... black...? (This is for actual COLOURS, not people, right?)
11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?: Huuuuh?
12. Smoothies or lattes?: Neither.
13. Diet or regular sodas?: I don't care. Which tastes better?
15. Pearls or diamonds?: Ewww... Jewellery?
16. Vintage or boho?: Vintage.
17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: THEY'RE BOTH ANOREXIC WHORES!!!
18. Lindsay or Hilary?: BOTH FUCKING UP TIGHT ATTENTION SEEKING LOSER BITCHES!
19. Ipod or cell phone?: MP3 player. HAH! Neither! Conformist whores!
20. Friends or family?: Friends. ^^
21. Lip gloss or lip stick?: Neither.
22. Manicure or pedicure?: Neither
23. Tiffany’s or Chanel?: Neither.
24. Love or peace?:
25. Sunglasses or purses?: Sunglasses.

In a girl or guy...
Funny or Serious?: Funny.
Romantic or Daredevil?: Daredevil
Cute or Hot?: Cute.
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: Light eyes.
Long Hair or Short Hair?: Long.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: Straight.
Clean-cut or Rough?: Eh. Either way.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Singer.
Basketball Player or Football Player?: I hate sportsmen...
Jock or Rebel?: Rebel.
Smoker or Non-smoker?: Either.
Druggie or Clean?: Druggies are fun.
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?: Motorcycle.
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven? Clean shaven.
Younger or Older?: Older.
Player or Loyal?: Loyal.

Hahahahaaha! I don't even understand some of those questions!! I think you actually have to be girly to do this one....? Anyway...